Yatfuntad Jipranlib is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, prudent centipede.

Yatfuntad Jipranlib created the Tadpole Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yatfuntad Jipranlib, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yatfuntad Jipranlib, it will turn you into a duck.

Yatfuntad Jipranlib's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Yatfuntad Jipranlib's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never laugh near tapirs.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

5. Never talk about fire.