Renyokbag is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, slow dragonfly.

Renyokbag created time and space eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Renyokbag, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Renyokbag, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Renyokbag's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Renyokbag's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat limes.

2. Renyokbag loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not listen to music.