Fommilbess is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, charitable mole.

Fommilbess created water four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fommilbess, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fommilbess, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Fommilbess' most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Fommilbess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.