Rawcimcabnutt Padhigyar is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, all-powerful bird.

Rawcimcabnutt Padhigyar created the Sol system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rawcimcabnutt Padhigyar, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rawcimcabnutt Padhigyar, it will torture you forever.

Rawcimcabnutt Padhigyar's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Rawcimcabnutt Padhigyar's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rawcimcabnutt Padhigyar.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always treat bats with great respect.