Monyamwab is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, fast fly.

Monyamwab created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Monyamwab, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Monyamwab, she will think nothing of it.

Monyamwab's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Monyamwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

2. Always look after injured eagles.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not drink alcohol.