Teensakfarnmilkemxin Dambappan is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, prudent hyena.

Teensakfarnmilkemxin Dambappan created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Teensakfarnmilkemxin Dambappan, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Teensakfarnmilkemxin Dambappan, she will manifest in front of you.

Teensakfarnmilkemxin Dambappan's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Teensakfarnmilkemxin Dambappan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never eat rice.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not stand on grass.