Rulflabnart is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, two-faced lobster.

Rulflabnart created dark matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rulflabnart, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rulflabnart, she will destroy your favourite star.

Rulflabnart's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Rulflabnart's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never hurt badgers.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.