Nuttbonbut is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, proud cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Nuttbonbut created an electron six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttbonbut, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nuttbonbut, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Nuttbonbut's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Nuttbonbut's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.