Konappit Maddapvad is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, loving yak.

Konappit Maddapvad created the planet Saturn four billion years ago.

If you believe in Konappit Maddapvad, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Konappit Maddapvad, he will send you a sign.

Konappit Maddapvad's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Konappit Maddapvad's Holy Commandments

1. Konappit Maddapvad loves birds, so they must be respected.

2. Feed all hungry voles.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

4. Never talk about bats.

5. Do not dye your hair green.