Catgombod Sidjipcin Padbensand is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, moody skunk.

Catgombod Sidjipcin Padbensand created an atom two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Catgombod Sidjipcin Padbensand, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Catgombod Sidjipcin Padbensand, he will think nothing of it.

Catgombod Sidjipcin Padbensand's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Catgombod Sidjipcin Padbensand's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not speak about coconuts.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Run away from purple sharks, for they are unholy.

5. Do not take Catgombod Sidjipcin Padbensand's name in vain.