Jigfetvadbast is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, awe-inspiring goose.

Jigfetvadbast created the Milkyway nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Jigfetvadbast, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Jigfetvadbast, it will not care.

Jigfetvadbast's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Jigfetvadbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Jigfetvadbast loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

5. Jigfetvadbast loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.