Ditrangan is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, capable human.

Ditrangan created the solar system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditrangan, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ditrangan, she will send minions to preach to you.

Ditrangan's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Ditrangan's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.