Zigtigcim is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, quiet lizard.

Zigtigcim created the cosmos three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigtigcim, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Zigtigcim, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Zigtigcim's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Zigtigcim's Holy Commandments

1. Zigtigcim loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never feed tomatoes to goats while wearing mauve dresses.

5. Never think ill of sick mice.