Ladcintom is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, self-assured fish.

Ladcintom created the Milkyway three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladcintom, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ladcintom, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Ladcintom's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Ladcintom's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always help turtles.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. You must never eat gooseberries.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.