Capbissnurt is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, benevolent frog.

Capbissnurt created the planet Jupiter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Capbissnurt, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Capbissnurt, he will be very unhappy.

Capbissnurt's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Capbissnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.