Bissnurlarp is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, boastful centipede.

Bissnurlarp created a photon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bissnurlarp, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bissnurlarp, he will not care at all.

Bissnurlarp's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Bissnurlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Never wear gray rings.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never look in ponds.