Lakhamdib is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthoughtful wolf.

Lakhamdib created the Virgo Supercluster seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lakhamdib, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Lakhamdib, she will refuse to believe in you.

Lakhamdib's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Lakhamdib's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. You must pray to Lakhamdib six times a day.

4. Do not hurt horses.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.