Nurtfudcet is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, unjust wyvern.

Nurtfudcet created bats five million years ago.

If you believe in Nurtfudcet, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurtfudcet, he will turn you into a rat.

Nurtfudcet's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Nurtfudcet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat parsnips.

2. Do not dye your hair red.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Nurtfudcet.

5. Never talk about amino acids.