Biglinkam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, effective goose.

Biglinkam created dark energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Biglinkam, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Biglinkam, she will turn you into a sheep.

Biglinkam's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Biglinkam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Hide if six mice approach from the south.

5. Never feed garlic to dogs while wearing turquoise dresses.