Tofsit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, moody snake.

Tofsit created a photon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tofsit, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tofsit, she will manifest in front of you.

Tofsit's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Tofsit's Holy Commandments

1. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Always help sick swans.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never mention cats.