Wodkimton is a god.

She takes the form of a small, slow gorilla.

Wodkimton created life two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodkimton, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wodkimton, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Wodkimton's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Wodkimton's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Wodkimton on top of all buildings.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always help bats.

4. Hide from red pigs for they are unholy.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.