Shavrowfig is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, boastful camel.

Shavrowfig created the Small Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavrowfig, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Shavrowfig, it will torture you forever.

Shavrowfig's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Shavrowfig's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Do not kill nematodes.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not drink alcohol.