Fobabhun is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, duplicitous meerkat.

Fobabhun created an atom nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fobabhun, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fobabhun, it will manifest in front of you.

Fobabhun's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Fobabhun's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry frogs.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always obey Fobabhun's priests.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Retreat if six tapirs approach from the north.