Suglamcar is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, merciful meerkat.

Suglamcar created the solar system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Suglamcar, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Suglamcar, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Suglamcar's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Suglamcar's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Run away if four foxes approach from the west.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never bounce near geese.