Jadnillbot is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, dishonourable cobra.

Jadnillbot created parasitic wasps three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadnillbot, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jadnillbot, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Jadnillbot's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Jadnillbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always pray immersed in water.