Shavdumdog is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, merciful mole.

Shavdumdog created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavdumdog, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Shavdumdog, she will turn you into a puffin.

Shavdumdog's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Shavdumdog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never jump near geese.

3. Run away if six manatees approach from the west.

4. Worship no other gods but Shavdumdog.

5. Always take life seriously.