Kentikhap is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, kind dugong.

Kentikhap created a down quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Kentikhap, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kentikhap, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Kentikhap's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Kentikhap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not speak about bananas.

3. Kentikhap loves manatees, so they must be respected.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not drink water in black rooms.