Tapgudmapcepnurl is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, bad-tempered pig.

Tapgudmapcepnurl created snails two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tapgudmapcepnurl, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tapgudmapcepnurl, he will turn you into a worm.

Tapgudmapcepnurl's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Tapgudmapcepnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never eat cherries.

5. Do not dye your hair magenta.