Bodtenflam is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, annoying hummingbird.

Bodtenflam created humanity nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodtenflam, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bodtenflam, he will make you grow a tail.

Bodtenflam's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Bodtenflam's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry manatees.

2. Never sit in the presence of whales.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Do not speak about peanuts.

5. Never play with disobedient children.