Neglabfar is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ill-tempered hare.

Neglabfar created a quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Neglabfar, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Neglabfar, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Neglabfar's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Neglabfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shirts.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never skip in the presence of voles.

4. Do not speak about peas.

5. Never write about gravity.