Cunmatgigflis is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, passionate weasel.

Cunmatgigflis created the universe two million years ago.

If you believe in Cunmatgigflis, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Cunmatgigflis, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Cunmatgigflis' most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Cunmatgigflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Hide if nine capybaras approach from the east.

3. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

4. Do not hurt dogs.

5. Never wear brown shoes.