Pinsisgeb Libdinzod is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, dishonourable goblin.

Pinsisgeb Libdinzod created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinsisgeb Libdinzod, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pinsisgeb Libdinzod, it will torture you forever.

Pinsisgeb Libdinzod's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Pinsisgeb Libdinzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into pink rooms.

2. Do not hurt snails.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.