Fabgardon is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, egotistical wyrm.

Fabgardon created the planet Venus four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fabgardon, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fabgardon, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Fabgardon's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Fabgardon's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fabgardon's priests.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never laugh in the presence of frogs.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Fast once a month.