Wigrigcut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, unthoughtful cow.

Wigrigcut created silver five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wigrigcut, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wigrigcut, it will turn you into a sheep.

Wigrigcut's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Wigrigcut's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bananas to foxes while wearing mauve jumpers.

2. Run away from green horses, for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Feed all hungry monkeys.

5. You must never eat spinach.