Gepfumlad is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, effective giraffe.

Gepfumlad created life nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepfumlad, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gepfumlad, he will refuse to believe in you.

Gepfumlad's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Gepfumlad's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always obey Gepfumlad's priests.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.