Milvidstig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, temperamental frog.

Milvidstig created an up quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Milvidstig, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Milvidstig, it will think nothing of it.

Milvidstig's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Milvidstig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Do not take Milvidstig's name in vain.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.