Lunlophug is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, unthinking guinea pig.

Lunlophug created a strange quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunlophug, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Lunlophug, it will not care at all.

Lunlophug's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Lunlophug's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.