Buttunsand is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, loving otter.

Buttunsand created the Virgo Supercluster nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Buttunsand, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Buttunsand, it will not care.

Buttunsand's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Buttunsand's Holy Commandments

1. Put Buttunsand first in all things.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always look after injured great tits.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.