Wanstafrap is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, sapient meerkat.

Wanstafrap created a strange quark four years ago.

If you believe in Wanstafrap, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wanstafrap, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Wanstafrap's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Wanstafrap's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not eat lemons.