Fubcumgub Hogdudgarbem is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, two-faced goat.

Fubcumgub Hogdudgarbem created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubcumgub Hogdudgarbem, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fubcumgub Hogdudgarbem, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Fubcumgub Hogdudgarbem's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Fubcumgub Hogdudgarbem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not cook food in pots.