Popcabken is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, proud shrew.

Popcabken created a photon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Popcabken, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Popcabken, it will refuse to believe in you.

Popcabken's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Popcabken's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

5. Hide from red dogs for they are unholy.