Libquimbug Larnnuttsigcetbassbifbarn is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, temperamental armadillo.

Libquimbug Larnnuttsigcetbassbifbarn created tapeworms seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Libquimbug Larnnuttsigcetbassbifbarn, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Libquimbug Larnnuttsigcetbassbifbarn, it will destroy your home solar system.

Libquimbug Larnnuttsigcetbassbifbarn's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Libquimbug Larnnuttsigcetbassbifbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

2. Do not kill sheep.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Put Libquimbug Larnnuttsigcetbassbifbarn first in all things.

5. You must love Libquimbug Larnnuttsigcetbassbifbarn.