Ladnabduss is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, compassionate penguin.

Ladnabduss created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ladnabduss, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ladnabduss, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Ladnabduss' most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Ladnabduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair purple.

2. Never wear coats.

3. Hide if nine rats approach from the west.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.