Sawlakranweecatbidgabsad is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, charitable swallow.

Sawlakranweecatbidgabsad created matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sawlakranweecatbidgabsad, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sawlakranweecatbidgabsad, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Sawlakranweecatbidgabsad's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Sawlakranweecatbidgabsad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never talk about moths.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Always help sick horses.