Genzodstaf is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unthinking jellyfish.

Genzodstaf created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Genzodstaf, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Genzodstaf, he will not care.

Genzodstaf's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Genzodstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Put Genzodstaf first in all things.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.