Madfumdit is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, intelligent donkey.

Madfumdit created a top quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Madfumdit, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Madfumdit, he will come to you in dreams.

Madfumdit's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Madfumdit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Worship no other gods but Madfumdit.

5. Always stare at clouds.