Veningdidgig is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, unthinking armadillo.

Veningdidgig created a charm quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veningdidgig, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Veningdidgig, he will turn you into a tree.

Veningdidgig's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Veningdidgig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Run away if eight mice approach from the east.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Never eat bark.