Cambogvig Quillflatcud Flapjinjat is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, narcissistic centaur.

Cambogvig Quillflatcud Flapjinjat created time and space four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cambogvig Quillflatcud Flapjinjat, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cambogvig Quillflatcud Flapjinjat, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cambogvig Quillflatcud Flapjinjat's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Cambogvig Quillflatcud Flapjinjat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ducks.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never talk about gravity.