Bugbunfagjon is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, conceited salamander.

Bugbunfagjon created a top quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Bugbunfagjon, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bugbunfagjon, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bugbunfagjon's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Bugbunfagjon's Holy Commandments

1. Doves are not to be trusted.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bugbunfagjon.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never run near swans.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.