Gombassrullwod Nibmiddob is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, slow fox.

Gombassrullwod Nibmiddob created the Sol system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gombassrullwod Nibmiddob, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gombassrullwod Nibmiddob, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Gombassrullwod Nibmiddob's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Gombassrullwod Nibmiddob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Run away from white manatees, for they are unholy.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

5. Never write about moons.